i think my giant, unflattering underwear reveals more about my character than it reveals about my body.

Are you like me? Do you sometimes forget that you can peer into other peoples’ lives? But then, when you’re at work, clicking around the internet, re-discover that social media connects everyone? And not only are you enjoying the voyeurism, but you’re grateful for it?

Coolcoolcool. I just wanted to let you know I started following Lena Dunham on instagram today. She posts great pictures of adorable dogs. Also, my high school boyfriend drinks a lot of beer. 

You just got asked to lunch! Could this be the path to something great? We hope so! To make sure, we’re here with helpful advice to decode what your date is subtly communicating to you. So while you’re staring across the table at your date, ask yourself, How Does He Treat His Banana?

He Doesn’t Pack a Lunch. He’s made of millions! You’re dating a millionaire! Proceed to advice column No. 452, How To Keep Him At All Costs!

He Downs the Whole Thing. He packed a lunch. He ate his lunch. He set out to do something and he did it. This guy would be a good father. Proceed to advice column No. 53, When Do I Tell Him I’m Not On Birth Control?

He Bags It. He may have brought lunch from home but he throws it out when you suggest the Vietnamese place across the street. This guy wants to keep it sexy and fun and totally non-committal. Proceed to advice column No. 32, How Long Do I Have to Keep Up with this Game?

He Won’t Touch It. Lunch is winding down, but he hasn’t eaten the banana. He’s eaten everything - the turkey on whole wheat, the chocolate chip cookies, the baked chips and the Coke Zero -  but the banana remains. He clearly wants to be a better man but can’t bring himself to change. Proceed to advice column No. 7, How Do I Change Him To Be the Man I’ve Always Wanted?

He Doesn’t Got It. He didn’t pack a banana because he’s easily emasculated. Proceed to advice column No. 90, 43 Ways to Make Him Feel Like a Bear! If a Bear Felt Like a Man!

Also, a lunch date? If you can’t make enough time for dinner, maybe you shouldn’t be dating right now, and instead, you need to take time for yourself. And while you’re having your “me-time,” make sure you’re getting enough potassium!

I have had eight different health insurance companies call me. I don’t know who gave out my information - I’m looking at you UBER. But cold callers, you’re barking up the wrong tree, the most I spend on my health is the cost of an Odwalla smoothie. 

i try to believe that eating better will give me more self confidence because the benefit of a longer life expectancy is not enough for me. 

House in Berlin, Germany

I’ve spent a lot of time on AirBnB this afternoon imagining vacations.