ALLIE KOKESH

I just realized that despite my best efforts to look hard-at-work, the darkness filling up the window directly behind me, only helps to reflect my desktop screen for my boss, and anyone who stops by my desk, to see that instead of drafting, I’m reading which starlet will play Eponine. 

• Bella has no aspirations other than to have her boyfriend kill her, and then in this installment, to die at the tiny hands of her demon baby. Why doesn’t she value her own life? Did Forks High School forget to staff a college counselor?
• A woman brought her two year old child to the screening I attended and sat directly behind me. 
• Another woman chose to seat herself on the aisle steps next to me and complain aloud to her hulking boyfriend who would not sit down, about the lack of seats, and after I asserted that she please be quiet, I overheard her threaten to her beau, “I would punch a mother.” And spent many minutes wondering if she’d break my glasses before she wandered out of the theater.
• Werewolf imprinting to me, sounds a lot like women are property. And a man’s claim to a lady can start moments after being born.  
• I will see Part 2 opening weekend.