June 2011
10 posts
“Every day now, people make feel like I’m relevant. Now there’s new movies. I’m...”
– Wait. We’re all still worried about Chyna Doll, right?
world record of happenstance →
Junrey Balawing, shortest man in the world, faces no threat* to his title because I can’t work to become the shortest man* in the world like I can strive to be the fastest, the fattest or to outlive us all.
*Unless science can build a shorter man.
*Please read as: the fattest man, the fastest man, or to outlive us all as a man. Because I could control that.
“It’s the Twilight effect,” said a source, referring to the vampire romance that...”
– The answer to, “So, Allie, why do you want to be an actor?”
6 words
Ryan, Vince and I went to Old Greenwich on Sunday and while riding the Metro North away from the city we felt inspired by Hemingway's "For Sale Baby shoes, never worn."
A modern six line story that would evoke the same sentiment would be,
Final Concert. Justin Bieber! SOLD OUT.
We then worked to create the story of our lives so far,
Ryan: You ain't seen nothing yet, Baby. (Which Ryan later demanded be his epitaph).
Me: Started at the top. Stayed there.
Vince: I'll always just be a red-head. (I don't actually remember what Vince said.)
Which then evolved into a Celebrity-type game,
Ryan: Land ho! Sorry about your wall.
Me: I look terrible on the beach.
Vince: Red head feeling uncomfortable right now.
(Answer: Captain Crunch; oil and/or whales; Vincent.)
“You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn’t...”
– Sen. Roy McDonald’s colorful, public support for legalizing same sex marriage. Who else has a crush?
“because if Rowling’s fans convinced themselves that she was going to write...”
– Well. She’s got me pegged.
