“At around 3-5 years old Pip has a long life ahead of him in which to play ball, one of his favorite games! Pippin even brings the ball to you and drops it at your feet….consider Pip if you have a nice yard and some patience to let him know that no one is going to hurt him…ever.”—I would like a career in writing copy for pet adoption websites.
This week, I spoke with Genevieve Rohan. Genevieve is an 11 year old girl detective. Genevieve is an incredibly precocious and bright young girl, and she and her nanny Carmen were nice enough to come into my studio and talk with me about being a small child with a lofty dream of being a real detective.
“I gave Graham a handjob. Is there anything you’d like to say about that? Lloyd, do you want to add anything? OK. Well, I was drunk and I was trying to relax Graham. It was a silly thing to do. Your father and I have discussed it and if it’s OK with everyone, that’s the last we’ll say about it.”—from Submarine from the Netflix Instant Queue
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Joe’s been spending a lot of time (non-kissing time, to Quinn’s chagrin) with Quinn…He’s attracted to Quinn, and they are sweet together, but he doesn’t make a move or say anything until he’s stretching her legs and accidentally gets a boner against her thigh. He’s mortified (for the record, SO AM I), and tells Quinn that she’s pretty but that he’s worried about what he sincerely refers to as “sins of the flesh.” This is the first time I’ve ever seen an on-leg boner referenced as a “sin of the flesh” on network TV, so don’t let anyone ever tell you that Glee isn’t groundbreaking television.