At around 3-5 years old Pip has a long life ahead of him in which to play ball,...– I would like a career in writing copy for pet adoption websites.
Lifescrapers Episode #2 - Genevieve Rohan
thematthewbriancohen: This week, I spoke with Genevieve Rohan. Genevieve is an 11 year old girl detective. Genevieve is an incredibly precocious and bright young girl, and she and her nanny Carmen were nice enough to come into my studio and talk with me about being a small child with a lofty dream of being a real detective. Episode #2 - Genevieve Rohan Original Article I like this kid.
I gave Graham a handjob. Is there anything you’d like to say about that?...– from Submarine from the Netflix Instant Queue
what i'm reading/pictures i'm looking at (the...
Sweet Tooth by Jeff Lemire The New Deadwardians by Dan Abnett Only Skin by Sean Ford
the temporary tattoo project →
i want to/need to learn to draw →
AN OPEN LETTER TO WOULD-BE IMPROV COMEDIANS. →
conversation with my boss
Boss: Is it the style to wear shorter sport coats?
Me: Are these younger guys?
Boss: Yeah. Young. The guy I just passed in the hallway was young.
Me: Did his suit look cheap?
Me: Maybe it's just that he's outgrown his suit.
Boss: No, it’s not that. The sleeves still fit – it just looks so weird to me!
Me: Yeah, I have no idea. The guys I know don’t really wear suits.
Boss: What about when they dress up?
Me: I don’t know anyone that dresses up.
i love vulture TV recaps/ i don't even watch this...
Joe’s been spending a lot of time (non-kissing time, to Quinn’s chagrin) with Quinn…He’s attracted to Quinn, and they are sweet together, but he doesn’t make a move or say anything until he’s stretching her legs and accidentally gets a boner against her thigh. He’s mortified (for the record, SO AM I), and tells Quinn that she’s pretty but that...
heaven is a place on earth →
a romantic story →
my mom has agreed to perform with me on Saturday,...
Me: Would you want to perform with me on Saturday night? Like improv or some other bit you and I could write?
Mama: Yes I think I can do it…..
Me: REALLY! You're really okay with this?
Mama: Is this at nite?
Me: Yeah Saturday night at 11 pm.
Mama: Its not like I don’t get in front of people all the time….kid and the killer. I am the kid you are the killer…will figure out what to talk about when I see u.
what I would like to do with you
(in no particular order) get a copy of Only Skin start planning for June celebrate! throw a party in my apt. one last time
10 Photographers Who Make You Fall in Love →
captaintightpants: Slow down Katniss by 25% and...